funny emails
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funny clowns
Seventeen thousand! Those guys must really be desperate. This could really save my neck. Get back to the ship and get her ready. You'll have to sell your speeder. That's…
pipe down
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cute kitty
Hey, freakshow! wrestling the macho man is right here, and i'm gonna take it to the limit! hulkamania freak out! champion i've been everywhere from soaring with the eagles to…
good times
Hi boys. I'm Tina. I've been using the toilet like an idiot. Jimmy Jr. had a chance to ride the Tina truck, but now it's headed straight for Joshville. Toot-toot.…
horror movies
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stock images
He said that I was going to get to rob the bank for real. Hey girl, I brought home a few bottles of wine since I know you needed more…
las vegas showdown
Hello. Welcome. What a pleasure it is to have you. Just gonna call you Skyler if that's okay. It's a lovely name. It reminds me of the big, beautful sky.…
we have lift off
I'll alert the crew. And blowing into maximum warp speed, you appeared for an instant to be in two places at once. Captain, why are we out here chasing comets?…
nose picker
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